My mother is, i think, a little insane today.
There's so much conversation that i want to post.

We were walking back home from Hougang Point when i brought up a question;

Me; Ibu, kite ade keturunan eh? (Mother, we got generation hor?)
Mother; Keturunan ape? Keturunan Kambing? (What generation? Lamb generation?)
Me; -.-
Me; Cik Asim(my uncle) bawah ibukan? *i was asking if my uncle was the youngest* (Cik Asim is under you right?)
Mother; Bawah aku ade pepek aje. Ade Cik Asim nak buat ape??? (My below only got **. Got Cik Asim for what?)
Me; Hahahahhahahahah!

At Home, my mother came running into my room and said;

Mother; Adik, Mas Selamat dah kena tangkap tau! (Mas selamat is already captured)
Me; Bedek ar!!! Kat mane? (Fake arr, where?)
Mother; Kat Malaysia. Dorang tangkap die bila die tengah jual burger ramly. (In Malaysia. They caught him while he was working at burger Ramly. He sell burger.)
Me; -.- Hahahah!

After that we went out again; (7-Eleven) and it was evening already;

Mother; Adik, Jalan bawah blok. (Adik, walk under the block)
Me; Asal? (Why?)
Mother; Takde, takut orang buang bende dari atas. Kalau jalan bawah blok kan tak kena.*sarcastic* (Nothing, just scared that somebody throw things from upstairs. If we walk under the block, never hit until us right? *sarcastic*)
Me; -.-

While walking home again my mother create a lot of nickname for my father;

Mother; Die adalah, anjing kepala hitam, Buaya kepala besar, anak kepada kambing.
Me; -.-

At home, she was crazy again.;

Mother; Adik, Besok kalau ibu dapat receipt tu, Adik bayarkan eh..? (Adik, tmr if i got the receipt, you pay for me arr?)
Me; Ok.
Mother; Eheh, Ibu nak masukkan lagi satu channel. (I want to take another channel)
Me; Ape? (What?)
Mother; Cartoon Channel.
Me; -.-
Mother; Tom and Jerry.
Mother; Nak tak?!?!?!? (Want or not?!?!?!?)
Me; -.-

Hahahahah. See how dork she can be sometimes. xD